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    Nib oswald

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    автор | дата 23.01.2012
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    Nib Oswald on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/artist/nib-oswald/id515843920 Written, rapped, directed, filmed and edited by Nib Oswald Chorus vocals by Emelia May (a genuine survivor of gingervitis) Yo-Landi Vi$$er played by DJ Eve Speciall Metalcore remix by youtube.com/GroundZeroStudio Thanks to Olga for allowing her bugs to claw at my nipples and Clareface for the Weasley. For premium enjoyment, first watch "Enter The Ninja" and "Fok Julle Naaiers" videos at http://dieantwoord.com/tension.html#videoz *************************************************** [INTRO] Check it. I represent those freckled and copper In our race, we got these red-coloured rings Darks, lights, scarlets Gingers, amaranths, roses, burnt hues, cardinals I'm like... all the sunburn stings All those red alleles Topped into one hairstyle [CHORUS] My-y-y... my skin is ultra-white I need sun protection from the UV light Aye, aye, aye... I am the Scottish type Anaemic complexion, need sun protection [VERSE 1] I'm a ginger, son My hair is like a flickering flame, I feel pain being in the sun I hate sunlight, cuts me shining like a knife (I'm a ginger... shunned!) Like Bozo the Clown, I'm never brown - wear a shirt in the bath Gotta stay in the shade, sunrays are harsh No melato-nin, pale as The O-men Co-nan! I aint got a soul, skin is full of mel-ano-ma! Spot fire, crotch pyre of carc-ino-ma! I'm a hot chilli pepper with this blazing red God dammit, at least you don't live with Ronald Weasley's head Slip Slop Slap, rolling on more... S-P-F Hereditary, recessive genes fleck my flesh My doctor might check my freckled specks Hair is scarlet as blush, I ate too much crust Curls starting to rust Got fiery chro-mo-somes Rosiest hormones, I'm saucier than to-ma-toes Such harmfulness from sunburn blisters, don a hat I'm flaming as Van Gogh My Cherry is Ripe I'm Orphan Annie, a raggy doll I don't pass for no strawb'rry blonde I'm fi-i-i-irecrotch for life, yo I'm a ginger [CHORUS] My-y-y my skin is ultra-white I need sun protection from the UV light Aye, aye, aye. I am the Scottish type Anaemic complexion, need sun protection My-y-y my skin is ultra-white I see no reflection, like I'm from Twilight I-I-I find candles far too bright Allergic reaction to light refraction [VERSE 2] Gingerkid jokes? Cruel I'm called Chuckie and ranga, swim in no pool White as chalk, with fiery locks Call the firetruck... I'm not Blue! As I bake, flake, ache Sunburnt til my arms are fried Fanta pants, a pure Caucasian and daywalker Gingers stay indoor We're not like people from that Jersey Shore Need more sunblock or we get hot and charred raw I'll get no child as a sperm clinic donor Hiding from the break of dawn Thriving in the cool of night I can't tan without catching alight I'm sanguine, see We navigate the shade of fences, gates and trees Every purchase I make so 'shadily' I'm Anne of Green Gables Pippi Longstocking, reddish, with Hermione Granger Ginger, my bangs Totally white flesh Failing math... can't do trig with no Tan My Spice Girl suit is slutty Redder than the wig on Roxanne Just need a temp'rate zone, suncream and a fan Guys-mocking-my-chalk-skin? I'm a ginger [CHORUS] [BLACKOUT] Gosh, this is like, The least I've stung or felt burnt in my whole life Stuck in a box of Redheads... hey don't shake it! No more dyeing or mousses This place has got no sun You can't see I'm a freckled sideshow Can't look at me now! Holed up in this box instead No light! I'm housed inside! No more blisters Enter the ginger We so recessive Keep your sun deck I'm safe from cancer I like shade... [CHORUS]
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    автор | дата 18.04.2013
    itunes comedy mp3s: https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/self-titled-debut-ep/id515843919 Free download: https://soundcloud.com/nib-oswald Govern-mental ...
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    автор | дата 12.02.2011
    Download mp3: http://www.reverbnation.com/niboswald.
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    автор | дата 17.11.2015
    Back when I was 18 I was on an MTV pilot 'Meet Or Delete' that crashed and burned horribly. Now you can see why.
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    автор | дата 11.11.2015
    An analysis of Rodney Ascher's 2012 documentary Room 237, according to the critical interpretative techniques of those in the film.
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    автор | дата 17.03.2010
    Download mp3: https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/self-titled-debut-ep/id515843919 Original video got deleted, despite having no actual nudity, so have ...
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    автор | дата 05.10.2013
    Excerpts from 30 raps and song parodies downloadable here: http://www.hotnewhiphop.com/nib-oswald-rap-with-a-capital-c-mixtape-mixtape.97540.html.
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    автор | дата 11.07.2013
    I couldn't sleep at 4am due to delirious fever. This is what happened.
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    автор | дата 20.01.2017
    Throwback to Jokerr's 2013 Chaos Collab Competition: I recommend you leave me alone, Cuz when I strike it could sting for years And bitch, I'd rather be...
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    автор | дата 15.08.2011
    Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
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    автор | дата 26.01.2009
    Stop motion vid with friends.
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    автор | дата 28.05.2018
    Made with 300+ quotes from Shakespeare, enjoy this parody version of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, in honour of the upcoming movie. Written and edited by ...
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    автор | дата 25.11.2017
    A remix of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" with the instrumental of "My Shot" from Hamilton: An American Musical. Check out my channel for more parodies and raps.
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    автор | дата 21.01.2010
    Download mp3 here- http://www.reverbnation.com/niboswald The Farce Side cartoons- http://niboswald.deviantart.com Dedicated to my homeboy Kris Wilson ...
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    автор | дата 19.02.2011
    Check out my comedy songs on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/why-aint-i-famous-yet-lp/id590458587 ...
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    автор | дата 25.08.2013
    FREE DOWNLOAD: http://soundcloud.com/nib-oswald/lorde-royals-parody-royal-baby Moar songs on itunes: ...
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    автор | дата 10.12.2018
    The Pencil breaks in the middle of drawing Pencilmate and Pencilmiss... CREDITS FOR NIB AND TUCK Producer - Ross Bollinger Writer - Jared Woods ...
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    автор | дата 30.03.2018
    FBI special agent Principal Skinner meets renowned psychologist serial killer Superintendent Chalmers for a discussion that can help end the awful steaming of ...
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    автор | дата 31.07.2010
    Reverse of Nib Oswald-Boxxy - They See Me Trollin'
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    автор | дата 25.04.2016
    She murdered everybody and I was her witness.
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    автор | дата 16.05.2018
    A visual comparison between our parody music video and the original Bad Blood video by Taylor Swift featuring Kendrick Lamar. Subscribe for more comedic ...
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    автор | дата 10.11.2008
    9 year old Dakota reciting the US presidents in 10 seconds flat.
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    автор | дата 19.01.2014
    With Game of Thrones season 4 coming to our screens soon in April, we look back on some of the best moments of a completely different television show ...
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    автор | дата 23.12.2009
    I didnt make this song its purely for you to watch DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE TO: http://www.youtube.com/JenniAngelFace ...
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    автор | дата 13.03.2014
    The Doucheual Suspect Justin Bieber, edited by Nib Oswald. Check out my comedy songs on iTunes!
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    автор | дата 16.08.2017
    Harvey Birdman meets Birdperson in a paternity suit for Morty and Summer.
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    автор | дата 15.12.2013
    Our first rap video, salvaged from 2010. Proudly brought to you by uni dropouts. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/why-aint-i-famous-yet-lp/id590458587 ...
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    автор | дата 19.09.2011
    Timon explains to Simba about a new African philosophy...
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    автор | дата 13.09.2015
    Watch our Katy Perry parody here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GEu5KQpuUk Thirsting, flirt with the fellas (fellas) Stop kissin', couples make me jealous ...
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    автор | дата 23.10.2017
    In the battle between kilojoules and killer abs, everybody loses. FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: http://niboswald.bandcamp.com/album/fat-butt Check out my channel ...
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    автор | дата 10.03.2018
    Migos? Man, that flow been around for 200 years, bruh.
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    автор | дата 25.12.2012
    PRESS 'Captions' FOR LYRICS* *ALSO, HD IS AWESOME* Available on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/album/why-aint-i-famous-yet-lp/id590458587 A 3 ...
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    автор | дата 19.12.2011
    Today, a day that will live in... inevitably... Kim Jong-Il did a poop for the first time.
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    автор | дата 16.05.2018
    From writing to rapping, directing to editing, animating to painting sets, Nib Oswald has mingled with many of Australia's online comedy crowd... usually fetching ...
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    автор | дата 08.08.2013
    I've never seen an episode of Offspring before... going from my Facebook and Twitter, this is what went down in the last episode. (Don't worry, the pregnant chick ...
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    автор | дата 07.08.2018
    0:00 - NIB AND TUCK The Pencil breaks in the middle of drawing Pencilmate and Pencilmiss... More Pencil (mal)functions : 2:01 — O PENCIL WHERE ART ...
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    автор | дата 08.11.2008
    Funny Dakota Fanning interview montage discussing her teeth. This was edited using Windows Movie Maker. I do not recommend doing that.
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    автор | дата 20.01.2013
    Download for 50c here: http://niboswald.bandcamp.com/track/360-diss-falling-and-dying Download Hilltop Hobbits on itunes: ...
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    автор | дата 30.12.2016
    Disney Star Wars was always inevitably going to veer into musical numbers: "Destroy Your World", a parody of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. Written and ...
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